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Guys, worship me.
Any 'straight' guy worth his testosterone will confess that 'girl-on-girl' action is pretty hot.No you perverts! not 'that' type of action.
I'm talking about down right bitchy,whoop-ass CATFIGHTS.
Situation:I'm heading home after my uni exam.Trains to my station are not operating owing to track work. Redirected to buses.Three ladies named hot,hotter and hottest also happen to be waiting for their bus.
Hot:"Allison's like..ssoo jealous!"
Hotter:"I know!"
Hottest:"Really? Why?"
Hot:"Her boyfriend..like..dumped her..ya'know! Du-uhh!"
Hotter:"I know!"
Hottest:"So? Why's she jealous?! It's soooo stupid!"
Hot:"He's going out with this Fat Chick..what's-her-name?...ummm...Megan..yea..Megan!"
Hotter:"I know!"
Hottest:"You think I'm Fat?"
Hot:"Nooo! When did I say that?"
Hottest:"'Cos Megan and I are like..we weigh the same..ya'know!"
Hotter:"I know!"
A vein popped on Hottest's temple. It throbbed like an overworked heart, pumping an excess of hormones and blood into a mind reeling from the after-effects caused by the recession of reason.Yes, she went ballsitic!
For you ignoramuses, FAT is a bad word in Bitchville.Ladies greet each other with slut and bitch, but mention the F-word and you're walking the plank.
Drunk as she was, Hotter just acknowledged that Hottest was FAT(Uh huh! and Pamela Anderson's a virgin).
Director:"Aaaaaand...ACTION!"
(rawr! scratch! meow! scratch!)
Pushing,shoving, screaming,scratching, name-calling..The works! All the ingredients for a glorious spectacle of
Q.Why didn't the (predominantly male) crowd do anything?
A.We were drooling too hard.
24 exaltations:
each time you post,my heart flutters a lil.(ah my fluttering heart stay still!)
ah. she is not fat.just "healthy."
drool away my frnd...n i back u...gal-on-gal any kind is suppa hawt :D:D:D
heil dphat!
lol, pretty true...girls can be real bitches when it comes to bitching :P
Amit
Lol! if we are not like that, we aren't gals... hahaha... GALS ARE FROM VENUS
good heavens! men!
lol.."hot, hotter, hottest"..heeheh
p.s. i have a tag up on my blog :D :P
LMAOOO!!!! If u liked tht teeny bit so much ... dude, u shud really come to our Basketball matches... no wonder no guy worth his salt has EVER missed any of d matches.... its catfight fest... :P :D
n no, i wasnt a part of thm, cz whn d blondes are fightin, im makin d shot :P :D
LMAOO for d post again!!! too good!!! :P :D
\m/
Annie.
Well.. I guess gals wil be gals.. the eternal jealous streak...gossiping...n bitching of course...:)
N I guess Miss Hottest would hav good curves...its always btr thn a zero figure...:)
drooling "too hard" bro?? :P :P
hehe...
Bitches rule :D....give it up for em bitches :P
cheers
amith
Hahaha.....We all love 'that' fight , just chk number of views of 'bitch fighting ' on utube . My fav , 'karachi girls fight' ;) real action....lolz
such fights happen in local trains...but here ladies fight not b'coz they r fat...they fight b'coz they want to hang from d footboard...
and u pakao man, thodi madad karte un naariyon ko kya jaata?
Whaaatte post...
:P
And you were actually eavesdropping ? Should be vairy careful around you...
I expected the catfight to be over Dphat :D ;) 3 females warring for Dphat..... :D
You could have added a little spice in their fight ala wwe....did your mind stop working seeing the fight? ;)
Quest
endamme!! u had nothing better to do than evesdrop?? :P..noiceee!!
"hot, hotter, hottest"
my, my.... some droolfest u guys outta have!
lol!
ogler! sheesh! :P
besides, just reminds me of one episode of FRIENDS, where rachel and monica fight...
Like Men will be men..gals arent gals if they dont bitch..
cat fights are very seldom in bitchville
u just got lucky there..hilarious post !
cheers
lol.... u shud hav captured it in ur cell phone :)
lolol. The last Question and Answer -- so understandable.
I know, its a fact. Guys love 'girl-on-girl' action. I think all the girls already know this. So some might just do it on purpose.
Batti jali? :P
Those girls saw YOU. And started off with this well-planned act.
;)
P.S. Deleted the last comment because of some typos.
It throbbed like an overworked heart, pumping an excess of hormones and blood into a mind reeling from the after-effects caused by the recession of reason
I LOVED THIS SENTENCE..
U DONT HAVE NE OTHER JOB KYA?LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CONVERSATION?
:P
Lol..Boys will be boys!!
hehe. HOTTEST was FAT?? Mebbe u like healthy ones too :P
Haven't seen a full-blown cat fight yet...wats the magic word again?
Oh yeah! FAT!
Cheers
CRD
Rofl@ F-word joke!
:D
You ARE good!!
I will never understand your species, from mars.
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